Watch This Suitcase Take a Conveyor Belt Ride Through Amsterdam Airport

Several years ago, while waiting for an upgrade at the Air France ticket desk at JFK, I watched a fairly famous model lose her mind after she was told that the bag she had just checked — and which was whisked away 10 minutes prior via conveyor belt — couldn't be retrieved.

At the time, I mused that if I were one of those employees, I'd crawl down there and get it myself simply to avoid the meltdown we were witnessing. But after seeing this video, I now understand why they chose to comp her with first-class lounge access instead.

Now that I've seen this delightful trip through Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS), I think I might actually want to be a suitcase when I travel ... rather than a mere plane passenger.

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