Forget the Card — 10 Cheesy Valentine’s Day Puns Every Traveler Will Love

Feb 14, 2019

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The price of a Valentine’s Day card nowadays is out of control. Who wants to pay $6.50 for a folded piece of paper that your significant other will look at for 35 seconds? What a rip-off! Instead, we’ve come up with a cheaper alternative for you to share with your Valentine. We may not be Hallmark, but at least you’re not spending a dime.

So, forget the card. Here are 10 cheesy travel puns your Valentine is sure to love:

We all remember our first time.

Like, even suiter than Emirates first class.

That’s when you know it’s real.

You look good in those shoes. Did I mention I love that belt?

Even in economy on a long-haul flight.

Fasten your seatbelts.

Sorry, I know I overpacked. At least I don’t have to pay fees.

I knew as soon as we made eye contact.

I promise — one day I’ll take you to Hawaii with my companion pass. One day.

Will you
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Can you think of any good ones? Let us know what you come up with in the comments!

(Illustrations by Abbie Winters)

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